Breaking Bad is a fantastic show! Its great. However, I'm still a bit behind the times, catching up on Netflix but this show has everything to keep you wanting more. The drama,intrigue, and the danger. Basically, if you don't already know, its about a simple Chem Teach who changes his whole life around when he finds out he has lung cancer. He decides to try and make huge amounts of cash by making meth to support his family. Awesome, right? The fact that Walter, a simple man with a pretty easy going life could change his life so dramatically and become someone completely different is what got me interested. Though whats getting to me is that I can't help but keep waiting for Walter White to burst into another Bryan Cranston character, Hal.
The only things these two have in common are the shirts they wear.
That's right. Hal from "Malcolm in the Middle." The sweet, loving, kind of disengaged, Hal. I'm sorry but I guess growing up watching that show whenever it was on, must have permanently changed the image of Bryan Cranston. Don't get me wrong though, Hal was hilarious! Bryan also does a incredible job playing as Walter White. It will just never be seen the same through my eyes.
I have been seeing something a lot lately and I thought since I'm an X-ray Tech I would let you all into my world and maybe, just maybe, prevent you from doing something stupid and saving you lots of pain.
I wanted to talk about a Boxer's Fracture. This is a fracture of the hand. More specifically the 4th(ring) or 5th (pinky)metacarpal. More commonly the 5th and the neck of the metacarpal.
I basically see this in boys/men from the ages of 14-32. This is because lots of guys in this age rage are... stupid. They like to punch things. So this is what happens to you:
Ouch.
Boxer's fractures acount for over half of all metacarpal fractures and the 5th metacarpal is the most fractured of them. This fracture does occur in other instances but mostly from punching and more commonly in males than females.
So lesson of the day: Please do not punch a person. But if you need to, don't do this in a "round house" fashion. If you do, the force of the punch concentrates on the neck of the metacarpal on a clenched fist and then boom...fracture.
This is actually a rare fracture for Boxers ironically because crazy enough, they actually know how to punch properly!
Well "The Office," is pretty much may favorite show of all time. So here's some hysterical moments that always seem to make me laugh and if you like "The Office, I know it will but a smile on your face too. Enjoy. :)
15.)Lazy Sunday Parody- Lazy Scranton
Sittin’ in my office with a plate of grilled bacon,
Call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin’
Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty
So check out how we live in the Electric City!
They call it Scranton
What?
The Electric City
Scranton
What?
The Electric City
Lazy Scranton the Electric City
They call it that ’cause of the electricity
The city’s laid out from east to west
And our public parks and libraries are truly the best
Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider
But check that it’s covered by your health care provider!
Are you hungry? Well quit your whining
The new downtown has five-star dining
You lack coal mines and you wanna see ‘em,
Well, check it out, yo, the Anthracite Museum!
The dope thing to do, that’s several and counting
The illest place to go is Montage Mountain
Plenty of space in the parking lot,
But the little cars go in the compact spot
Spot, spot, spot, spot …
Snack attack time, don’t lose your head
We like Cugino’s for the tasty bread
They call it Scranton
What?
The Electric City
Scranton
What?
The Electric City
Scranton
What?
14.)Pam and Jim go to Shrute farms and Mose runs along the car as they drive up.
13.)Dwight and his Wigs:
Dwight: "Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when you're going to need to bear a passing resmeblance to someone."
12.)Michael Imitates a Wolf:
Michael: "And I was raised by wolves. I was 25 years old before I saw my first human being. Wait, is it a full moon tonight?" [howls and growls like a werewolf]
11.)Kevin's Famous Chili:
Kevin: "At least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin's famous chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before, pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chilies. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations. It's probably the thing I do best."
Jim: Once a year Dwight holds a seminar updating us on the newest developments in the world of karate... because as we all know, the one thing thousand year martial arts do all the time is change.
Dwight: How can I pose this to you in a relatable way? You are all members of the Yakuza and you happen to be visiting the Lackawanna trolley museum... and you are attacked by triads... how can you hold them off until your clan arrives? You cannot go wrong with a throat punch [screams, pretends to punch Meredith in the throat]
Jim: OK, so there's no defense for that, good to know.
Dwight: No, there is a defense for that. Let me demonstrate. Someone attack me. Kevin, go!
Kevin: No way. Last time you pulled my pants down and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace.
Dwight: False. I did choke you with your shoelace. Now come at me!
Jim: OK, with all due respect to everyone here, I think the most worthy opponent of you is you.
Dwight: That is correct. Unless there happened to be measles present.
Jim: So let's just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch. Now how would you, Dwight, defend against it?
Dwight: Easy. Allow me to demonstrate. I am attacking myself with a throat punch. Here it comes. [gives himself a fake throat punch] Block. Grasp wrist as such. [grasps wrist]
Jim: And what if he comes at you with the other hand, because he does have two.
Dwight: Good point. Second, throat punch, absorb the blow. [gives himself another throat punch and proceeds to both attack and defend himself] Groin punch, hip block, elbow to the gut. Uh oh, up to the nose. No, you're not. Ow! Oh!
Jim: Oh my God, he's making you look like such a fool.
Dwight: He really is, but not for long. [steps on foot] Ow! Instep, oh, not again. [more screaming] You let go, you let go. Oh, you're right, I can't hold on.
Jim: You two are so evenly matched I don't know how one of you is going to get the upper hand.
Dwight: The important thing to remember Jim... we always have what is called the element of surprise. [hits himself in the groin and moans]
7.)There has been a murder:
6.) Oscar tries to do a Southern accent:
5.)Michael talks depression:
[Michael is on the roof and Dwight is below with a bullhorn]
Michael Scott: My life! Oh, my life!
Dwight Schrute: Michael, what's wrong?
Michael Scott: Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression!
Dwight Schrute: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?
Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut! Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32,000 people commit suicide every year according to a 2004 study.
Dwight Schrute: Is that the last year the data was available?
Michael Scott: Yes.
4.)Michael kisses Oscar:
3.)Michael discovers Toby is back:
Ryan: [to Kelly picking up brownies] You're taking two?
Kelly: Yeah, um, but one of them is for Toby.
Michael Scott: [smiling] Yeah! Why don't you send that to him in Costa Rica.
Kelly: Um, I'm just gonna hand it to him right now.
Michael Scott: Okay. [laughing] Weirdo.
Jim Halpert: Why's that- why's that weird?
Michael Scott: She said she's going to give it to him right now. [snorts]
Jim Halpert: She's probably going to.. 'cause they sit next to each other.
Michael Scott: Yeah they used to.
Jim Halpert: [Jim stares into the camera then at Michael] Toby works here.
Michael Scott: Oh! Can you imagine?
Jim Halpert: Oh no. You don't know.
Michael Scott: I don't know. What?
Jim Halpert: You should probably just meander back there. Take a look. See if he's... if he's back.
Michael Scott: [taking it as a joke] Dare I? [laughing] You know what, I'm going to. For old time's sake!
[Michael walks into the annex and no one's there]
Michael Scott: [to camera] Great practical joke, Jim. You got me to go to the annex.
[Michael turns around right into Toby]
Michael Scott: [screaming] NOO GOD! NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!
2.)Michael in way over his head:
Michael: "I declare Bankruptcy!"
1.)Jim Imitates Dwight:
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
Have you seen "Magic Mike" yet? Your answer better be yes. Of course this isn't an Oscar nom worthy feature film presentation or a movie of any critical acclaim butttt...wow. Channing Tatum? Yes please.
But lets get real for a moment, I personally thought Channing Tatum and Matt Bomer were the only ones that I was really interested in watching closely. So I was thinking, if Channing Tatum came up to me and was like "Hey Megz, who should I put in this movie? Which men should make up the crew of sexy strippers in Magic Mike?"
Easy. So I made a beautiful collage of these men (impressive, right?) and now its currently my wallpaper also but anyways feast your beady little eyes.
Hot.
Now lets examine these specimens for just a minute and I'll explain why each of these men deserve to be in my movie.
First: Channing Tatum would obvi still be in the movie. I'll keep him there. It goes without saying if you have seen the movie but this man has an excellent bottom and his dance moves are incredible. Did I mention that he was ACTUALLY a stripper once upon a time? That helps.
Second: How about throwing some Zac Efron in there? Why not. Hes young and exceptionally good looking. Also, I have seen him dance enough in the HSM trilogy and Hairspray to know he would fit right in with the gang...and take a good look at the aforementioned collage...
Thirdly: JarPad ( Jared Padalecki for those who may not be aware) and Tom Welling. I might be a little bias with these two since I am a huge Supernatural Fan and used to watch Smallville basically just for Clark Kent. Jared is perfect because A.) he is a more calming presence and B.) Ummm he's just plain attractive? Now some of you might be asking yourself, why not Jensen Ackles? Well. He just doesn't have the physique that this film really needs. No offense Jensen but lets be honest here. Still love you though.
Next: How about we add a bit of Chris Evans in there? This man has a crazy chest. Just look at it! No one can deny that.I have loved this man since "Not Another Teen Movie." Anybody else really want a banana split after watching that?
And Finally: I think we could toss some Ryan Reynolds in there if there is space and time. There needs to be more movies with this gentleman shirtless. There are at least five of them already but common, look at this man, he is pretty but also sweet and delicious. And he's Canadian! Extra point.
